Thursday, October 23, 2008

Making fun of Sarah Palin never, EVER,gets old

Monday, October 20, 2008

America's Obesity Problem

This is a hilarious video. Scarlett blesses us with her amazing(cough) voice. then she takes a tumble. Fast forward tis to 2:38

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Does anyone remember this?

they made this in 04 after Diddy's Vote or Die Campaign...this is Funny stuff




no but seriously, Patrick Henry(or some old dude wearing a wig) said give me liberty of give me death. He fought for the rights of people today, so on Nov. 4th, let your voice be heard, (i dont care if you support the black one or the old one) VOTE OR DIE!

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Friday, October 3, 2008

That song thats stuck in the head




Now i hope its in your head now!

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

10 reasons that i HATE Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is the jackass that is on the ticket to be McCains VP. I HATE Her GUTS! So insted of ranting and raving like usual, i decided to take another spin on venting. Soo,

From Boston Massachusetts, rock! will be explaining reasons why he hates Sarah Palin!!!

10) She's a cunt

9) She banned books from a library that had titles like, 'Mommy i think i'm gay'

8) She's just on the ticket to attract female voters, but she scares them away with her R.P.G.

7) She took my virginity.

6) Sorry, that was a lie, Hillary took my virginity.

5) She is from Alaska

4) She's very attractive, but her husband looks like a sex offender

3) Seeing Rusia from her house isnt enough foreighn policies for a country, especially since only 2 peple live on that end of Russia, and they're MEN!

2) Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig are not appropriate names for humans, even if Trig is half a human!

1) She cares about hunting bears and shit, but will she be hunting down her dughters baby daddy? Keep your eyes and ears out on the news cause someone will soon be murdered in Alaska...


I'm too hot for t.v.,

---rock!

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Nickelodeon or Disney will never produce a boy-band that equals the Backstret Boys



These are the Jonas brothers, they belong to disney. They suck, and when the rolling stone magazine came to my house and they were on the cover, i almost cancelled my subscription. I WAS DISGUSTED!



The only thing that is honest about the Naked Brothers Band, is the fact that they aren't naked. (thank god!, cause thats frowned upon). the portray a terrible t.v. show on Nickelodeon, it honestly sucks ass. There is no way in hell half of that stuff is real.



Also, these videos also sicken me.

The Naked Brothers Band,



The Jonas Brothers,




Wait, what was that, oh sorry... i was just just THROWING UP IN MY MOUTH! Both Bands sicken me, if i had to pick one, i would say that i like the jonas brothers more only because they dont suck as much. Also, as long as the Jonas Brothers don't start posting innapropriate pictures like there pal miley cirus, they may actually go somewhere. But now that your done suffering from that [music?] let me end this post with a real boy band. Singing I just Want you t know, THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!



i'm too hot fot t.v.,

---rock!

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

One day before 9/11

I'm glad that tomorrow is George Bush's last 9/11 in office. Cause he is a stupid prick! If Jeb/Jed(sp?) bush wasnt an elephant fucker, than maybe Al Gore would have been remembering the 9/11 victims for his last time in office tomorrow. Oh shit! lets not forget that we wouldnt have to go through thiss grief every year if The peanut fucker wasnt in office. WHAT THE FUCK!

I hope that when either McCain, Obama, Nader or myself win this election, we deserved to win. I hope that McCain gets the most votes, but Obama isnt being sworn in. Even though i want Obama to win,(the reason for that will be adressed at a later time) I hope that the candidate actually won. Luckily, none of the candidates have elephant fuckers as govenors so we have nothing to worry about. ( Even though McCain has already won Alaska cause that cunt Palin, i hope Nader wins Alaska just to stick it to her and her retarded baby Trig)

I'm Too Hot for T.V.,

----rock!

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